III: Lullaby

Jeffrey Dahmer was a friend of mine,
Though he always put too much salt in the wine.
Charlie Manson plays a mean guitar,
But with a toe for a plectrum, he's gone too far.
A grand old man was Albert Fish,
Who cooked the finest veal dish.
Theodore Bundy was quite well heeled,
Driving around and playing the field.
John Wayne Gacy, man about town.
Always willing to play the clown.
Ivan Milat knows how to treat a guest,
His hospitality is amongst the best.
Aileen Wuornos, not a pretty face,
Still knew how to put Johns in their place.
A fine set of colleagues, as you can plainly see,
And now another becomes one of their number - me.